A is for acrylamide found in your fries
B is for benzene from exhaust in the skies
C is for cadmium from a hazardous waste spill
D is for dioxin released from paper mills
E is for Endosulfan, a toxic pesticide
F is for formaldehyde, a carcinogenic fungicide
G is for gasoline, a polluting morass
H is for hydrogen sulfide, a poisonous gas
I is for the itch that just seems to stay
J is for jaundice, how'd I get this anyway?
K is for kerosene, do not use it on ticks
L is for lead used in cheap candle wicks
M is for mercaptans, that stinky skunk smell
N is for naphthalene, against moths it repels
O is for oxalic acid precipitating as your kidney stone
P is for "PCBs that have polluted me," the earth bemoans
Q is for Q Fever, a disease spread by ticks
R is for radiation, too much makes you sick
S is for Sarin, a deadly nerve gas
T is for the tapeworm your pet might pass
U is for ultraviolet rays, pray that sunblock will prevail
V is for Vancomycin, a drug when all others fail
W is for Warfarin, both rodenticide and anticoagulant?
X is for xylene, a sickeningly sweet solvent
Y is for yersina pestis, used in biological warfare
Z is for Zinfandel -- sigh, anyone want to share?
Scary - and very well done! Pass that Zinfandel over here, please!
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